|Aries:||self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet|
|Taurus:||nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much|
|Gemini:||smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses|
|Cancer:||dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know|
|Leo:||most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores|
|Virgo:||steady fuckers that probably have an OCD|
|Libra:||double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho|
|Scorpio:||paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long|
|Sagittarius:||funny but rude, one night stands big winner|
|Capricorn:||cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills|
|Aquarius:||weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded|
|Pisces:||sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites|
Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family
Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?
#do you remember when harry asked for food in fourth year#because the poor kid wouldnt survive on the durselys new diet?#i bet you anything he only asked#’if you have just some leftovers or scraps you could give me i would appreciate it’#but molly weasley was like HELL NO#and baked him like several pies#molly weasley doesnt fuck around with her children#even if she didnt give birth to them#molly weasley for life
friendly reminder that giving smokers shit is the same as fat shaming (◡‿◡✿)
friendly reminder that second-hand smoking damages the people around you by making them inhale carbon monoxide and carcinogenic chemical compounds linked to diseases such as lung cancer and childhood leukaemia and can cause pregnant women to lose their baby whereas second-hand eating isn’t even a thing (◡‿◡✿)
Vicki and Misha’s vow renewal appreciation.
to all the young babies who follow me:
hello you precious angels listen to your wise old fandom grandma and don’t ask celebrities about your otp or fanfiction or fandom in general trust me babies when you are a few years older you will not regret heeding my words and will thank me for averting that massive amount of embarrassment
Brian Holden appreciation post.
Zack; Little White Lie. Flopsy; Me and My Dick. Lupin; A Very Potter Sequel. Junior; Starship. Superman; Holy Musical B@man. Hagrid; A Very Potter Senior Year.
Actor. Singer. Writer. Director.